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Mr. Arnold Ziffel
Presidential Candidate 2008
GUARANTEE - NO PORK BARREL POLITICS
UNDOUBTEDLY HOLLYWOOD'S GREATEST ACTOR OF ALL TIME
He Paved the Way for Such Stars at Babe and Gordy
Was best actor 1965-66 Humane Society
I'm Wayne, Arnold Ziffels Former Stunt Double and Campaign Manager


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ARNOLD ZIFFEL POLITICAL VIEWS AND PROMISES
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ARNOLD ZIFFEL TOP 10
AMERICANS AND THE MIDDLE CLASS
We have no interest in furthering along 3rd world countries until the global support system is in place to not cause inflation here. Currently the American Middle Class suffers from the Greed of Corporate America wanting to do business in these countries at our expense. Our view is CORPORATE AMERICA go open the country up yourself. We will help 3rd world countries in need of disaster relief. When we Speak of 3rd world we speak of India, Middle East and other countries in the region that are consuming more energy and giving nothing back in return.
MONOPOLIES
The concept in the 80's was to break up monopolies. Today we have more than ever providing less services for more profits. Monopolies can't hit new sales and profit targets by creating cheaper, better services so they choose to milk everyone. Monopolies need to go and we need to get back to competition to drive innovation and price. We also need to take a strong look at price fixing and take away the I'll pay the fine but admit to nothing mentality. IF they know they can steal 2 billion dollars and pay a 500 million dollar fine they stuff their building with lawyers and milk the process.
PATENTS
What a crock. The concept of the patent system was to protect the little inventor. Today Monopolies have tons of patents that they use to stop and/or destroy innovation. They also have rooms full of Attorneys that will what is the TERM CON LITIGATE to wear you down. The government will get behind you with a valid claim and rapidly rule to overturn any patents that are parked and used as a beat down stick on innovation. Litigators should be looking for smaller offices ASAP.
LOBBYISTS
We are going to make all lobbying public, who it is, what they are after and why. The american people have the right to know who is being juiced to do what.
HEALTHCARE
Everyone Deserves peace of mind and Healthcare - We will achieve it through streamlining the process and taking out all the useless middlemen. WE Have a complex out of control system that can be simplified into a 1 rate system with huge ripple effects across the industry. Everyone will have healthcare tied into some type of consumption tax to cover the costs.
NO MORE OIL
We have doubled computer horsepower every 18 months but have not tried to eliminate oil ever. Old money runs the game and many of the wealthy that could launch initiatives and discoveries refrain from crossing that line. What is interesting is that in most industries innovation is always going on, with OIL it status-quo and milk us for as long as possible. These companies should be working towards the next big break thru but since they don't seem to care we will redirecting war money into eliminating oil. Then we can build a fence around the middle east and forget about the problem. Also Middle Classes that want to make the big payday we'll short all the oil stock the week before the announcements,
DRILLING
We are going to drill off Florida, in the Gulf and anywhere else until we have the replacement for oil. We need to be independent and free. If this means exporting all the Crazies that are stopping this I am sure we can find a nice COLD or WARM place to send them. Many of them don't have jobs anyway and cost society.
COVERT OPERATIONS
We are going to stop many of the covert operations that benefit a few at the expense of many. A majority of the conflicts come from our willingness to run these operations then deny them when confronted.
CORPORATE SALARIES
We are going to make motions to corporations to limit executive compensation. If it's a private company you can earn all you like but in a public company we need limitations where the CEO stuffs the board and does a poor job and walks with money. CEO's if you are so good and smart then start your own company and show us what you can really do instead of running off with investors money.
POLITICAL KICKBACKS
I have never met a politician that has not asked for something. They also guard the contributors even when we know they are overcharging for services to counties,cities and state governments. We will expose these politicians and I think when the dust settles I may be the only one in DC.